Allow me to introduce you to my joy sparking underpants. Nope. You can’t unsee those lighting bolts brother @lucasjamesmack 😂

So i’m parked in my car. Car parks beside me. Couple inside. Woman gets out and straight bashes the hell out of my door. Turn to the man and says “YOU TOLD ME TO GET OUT” looks at me, then stomps off.

Guy walks over and checks in with me. Says he will cover any damages etc. But folks, this guy looks like he got back from emotional war. And this lady is FAR from a cool breeze in his relationship.

I tell him it’s fine. Don’t sweat it. It’s a 5 year old car.
He looks beat down! He’s gotta go BE with the door bashing, finger pointing, rage stomping lady.

I’m not going to make him pay for her anger issues.

Spreading a little holiday cheer. These played well today. #cookie #compostcookie thanks for the recipie @christinatosi #microsoftlife

I was just talking about the daily, fancy water we have delivered here. Do you drink this infused water stuff?